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by: xxarmedforcesxx (01/26/2010)

Confucius say `Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.`
Jokes
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by: xxarmedforcesxx (01/26/2010)

Confucuis say, `Man who stands on toilet is high on pot`
Jokes
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by: TheDictatorKing2 (01/26/2010)

Some people don't understand the meaning of the f#*%king word "away" AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
Mean
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by: xxarmedforcesxx (01/26/2010)

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can Unscrammble eggs, getting some breakfast bbl
Eating
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by: Freakk (01/26/2010)

Chuck Norris can have just one Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris
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by: xxarmedforcesxx (01/26/2010)

Confucius say `Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time`
Jokes
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by: kate28 (01/13/2010)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer.
To feed America's hunger,
You stand dangerously close to a buzz saw,
Armed only with a salami.
(just youuu and your salami)
Behind your glass fortress,
You quickly fill orders as shopper's shout,
"Hey! I was first."
(taaake a number please)
And no matter what you're slicing,
From bologna to liverwurst,
You always hit your mark...
One-tenth of an ounce over.
(thaat's the way I like it)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh Master Slicer.
And remember, when someone asks "who cut the cheese?"
You can proudly say,
"It was me."
Drinking
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by: SeAn T_HE SHORT KID (01/13/2010)

Love is like a fire, beautiful and powerful. It draws you in, and even though it might have burned you like, idk, 200 times!? 200? Are u that dumb!? That's when you meet someone that puts the fire out...
Love
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by: SeAn T_HE SHORT KID (01/05/2010)

Who needs subway when you got a 5 dollar footlong RIGHT HERE!? No, OK! how about a 1 dollar .5 footlong! YEAAAAH!
Naughty
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by: raa (01/05/2010)

Chuck Norris had a heart attack 3 years ago. The heart lost.
Chuck Norris
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